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I might not be able to do much, but I do know I can eat. So I was in. It turned out to be one of the weirdest lineups of local "celebrities" imaginable. The contest would be two minutes long, the spring rolls would be vegetarian and deep-fried, and Geo from Blue Scholars would host. Because of the sheer gonzo fucknuttedness of the situation, I couldn't tell my friends about the competition without breaking into a giggle.

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Erik "The Red" Denmark is the world-record holder in competitive spot-shrimp eating. He consumed nearly five pounds worth of the animal fact: He'll tackle any type of food 9.

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Most eaters dunk their food in water or some o of juice in order to get the food as close to digested as possible before they put it in their mouth.

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But the crunchy fried shell is going to resist any short-term soaking. I explain that they'll provide a liter of water at the contest. You'll need to take a drink for every piece sde put in your mouth.

I think the winner of this contest is going to do 10 rolls in two minutes. He looks down at the spring rolls. There are 13 left.

Demark offers to eat eight to my four, with an extra bonus roll for the person who finishes his first. My stomach is actually fluttering. I excuse myself, walk to the bathroom, and try to breathe. I never get nervous in this kind of dramatic, panic-attack fashion.

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I drink a sip of water and it goes down easily. I grab two and push them in with my left hand, then sip with my right hand. It's easy!